frequently used tags:
#librarian superheroes
(aka things i do as a library worker)
#adventures in librarianing
(aka things that happen to me as a library worker)
#this is my OMG SARAH tag
(aka i talk about sarah a lot.)
and then we used pictures of ourselves in the exact same pose totally unintentionally?
you guys, sarah and i are fucking creepy okay.
Do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv, who they’d ship you with? Go on, drop who you’d ship me with in my askbox!
#i mean #there’s only really one answer #wecouldliveonthesun
Today’s tattoo adventure.
For Becca, Jessie, and me, the ladybug represents some of the most fun nights we’ve had in our friendship. Jessie’s son has a ladybug star projector that has always played a part in our aptly named “ladybug nights.” We wanted to get ladybug based tattoos to stand for our friendship, but we weren’t super keen on having actual ladybugs. Instead, we found a poem from J. Patrick Lewis’s “The Little Buggers.” The first lines are, “The ladybug wears no disguises, she is just what she advertises.” We decided this was a perfect quote for us, especially since ladybug nights are times when were are 100% ourselves - no holds barred. These are the resulting tattoos (L to R: mine, Jessie’s, Becca’s), and we’re super happy with them!
we are SO AWESOME.
so i’m sitting in class and my phone just starts going batshit and i’m like ‘what the hell?’ and i check it and it’s sarah wishing me happy birthday on EVERY SOCIAL NETWORK at the exact same time. THIS IS WHY SHE’S MY FAVORITE Y’ALL.
expbaronline: The Avengers Shot Challenge
Ingredients:
Captain America-
Grenadine
Blue curacao
Blueberry schnappsIron Man-
Grenadine
Blue curacao
Black Heart spiced rumThor-
Wild Turkey American Honey
Citrus VodkaHawkeye-
Grape Pucker
Captain Morgan: TattooThe Hulk:
Grape Pucker
Absinthe (NV Absinthe Verte used)Directions: For all shots, layer the ingredients in the order given (except for Thor, which should be stirred). If all the ingredients are chilled, it should be very easy to layer them.
A note from the creators and the ‘shot challenge’ explanation:
Happy Avengers Day one and all!! So the trick here is they get stronger the further you go down the list. We have the order very carefully placed and drinks carefully crafted to embody the heroes. We are using the movie universe avengers even though we are aware they were not the first avengers.
Captain America:
Doctor erskine was going to share blueberry schnapps with him, but he couldn’t have it. Also due to the advanced tissues on his organs he can’t get drunk, hence this shot is the weakest.
Iron man:
Tony stark has battled on and off with alcoholism so his tolerance for alcohol is high hence the high proof rum, yet he tries to not drink hence the grenadine to dilute the alcohol.
Thor:
He is a god. He drinks after battle and can handle his alcohol, yet human alcohol seems to affect him more hence he is the middle.
Hawkeye:
Just a normal human with unbelievable accuracy with all fire arms, bow being his weapon of choice. (p.s. Unlike the trailers we here at EXPbaronline do support Hawkeye and think he is bad ass)
Hulk:
He’s the Hulk, and as he so eloquently has stated in the past, “HULK AM THE STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!!” hence he is last.
So there you have it the avengers shot challenge. Enjoy.
Spcial thanks to Alex Stephenson this week for his amazing art for the avengers shots. Check out his hilarious web comic Narcolepsy inc.
Congrats to EXPbaronline on creating this great looking shot series! If you’re still hungry for more Avengers drinks, don’t forget about Black Widow’s cocktail. Remember, always be responsible while drinking.
CAP NAILS!
IRON MAN NAILS!
SARAH AND I ARE SO READY FOR TONIGHT YOU GUYS
SO FUCKING READY
