GUYS

GUYS

I’M PACKING UP AND GETTING READY TO MOVE AND I JUST FOUND A WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE OF EXCEDRIN

YOU DON’T KNOW HOW UPSET I’VE BEEN SINCE THE RECALL

LIKE THIS IS THE ONLY STUFF THAT IS GUARANTEED TO GET RID OF MY HEADACHES

OH MY GOD BB I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

so forget i ever made this post

because i just fell in love with and bought these

then i measured the heel and realised they were 4.5 inches

god what have i done

tried them on with the skirt i’ll be wearing, though, and decided i’d made the perfect choice

DRAON*CON WATCH OUT hottest lady!cap EVER coming your way this year.

SO back to talking about that lady!cap outfit i’m putting together for con, LOOK AT THAT FIRST SHOE OH MY GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND IT WOULD BE PERFECT BUT

• the red and blue should be reversed
• they don’t have my size
• they are waaay more than i care to spend on shoes

however, the basic red pumps are really cute and affordable and fit the tone of the rest of the outfit i have pretty well. also the reviews all said they were supercomfy so hopfully galavanting around con hotels in them won’t be a chore. i can always just wear my red flats and save those for pictures if it gets bad.

so yay! looks like i’ve found my shoes!

i’ve also decided to ditch this shirt because i hate how it fits, and i’ve just ordered this one.

THINGS I STILL NEED

• blue cardigan
• sparkly silver star pin to put on cardigan
• shield
• try to find some sparkly wing hair clips maybe?
• nude stockings with a seam running down the back
• MY HAIR TO BE LONG ENOUGH FOR A CUTE 1940S STYLE but okay there are still four months and my hair grows fast SO

should i go for a third?

so i bought this dress tonight

because i put it on and thought

goddamn, if ever a dress was meant to be worn with gold heels as a rule 63 iron man gettup, it is this dress.

also it was only $20!

so. $20 says i’ll never actually wear it…

Things I Find in Old GChats with wecouldliveonthesun

• Becca: I JUST DISCOVERED THAT I CAN MOTORBOAT MYSELF
• me: WELL HOT DAMN
• Becca: I KNOW RIGHT. MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED

in an oh-so-common burst of narcissism, i was going through photobooth and realized i have a lot of pictures of me holding booze.

so here.

have a becca drinks too much post.

NEXT TIME ON BECCA’S PHOTOBOOTH ADVENTURES! jesus, how much does this girl make this face?

ANYWHO. we’re required to take a certain number of bible classes that comes out to one a semester for full-time students.

usually i use my bible classes as porn-writing time. a lot of the professors print their own textbooks for us to use, and they usually aren’t able to be sold back to the bookstore due to being revised, so i have tons of these spiral bound textbooks filled with porny fanfic in the margins.

however, this semester, the guy who sits next to me ALWAYS forgets to bring his textbook and just looks over my shoulder and uses mine. the first few days i was like, “fuck you, dude i want to write porn but you’re STARING RIGHT OVER MY SHOULDER.”

but ugh, it’s been two weeks of school and this guy hasn’t brought his book once, and i’m tired of his face being so close to my face so i’m pretty sure i’m just gonna go for it and start writing all kinds of explicit gay sex just to get him off of me.

and we have all the dora books under D so when people ask for dora books we can just be like OH THEY’RE IN THE Ds instead of having to look up all the various people who write them and send the patron on a scavenger hunt.

so while the labels at the bottom of the spine say “DORA” the author’s last name is still at the top.

and

EVERY

SINGLE

DAY

when i’m shelving and see several of the dora books by beinstein together, i read it as “berenstain” and have two seconds of WHO PUT ALL THESE BERENSTAIN BEARS BOOKS IN THE Ds THIS IS NOT WHERE THEY GO

before i remember that i do this

every

single

day

i just went through my tumbr and tagged every post i’ve made about my hair.

so, ladies and gentleman, i now give you…

becca’s hair adventures