frequently used tags:
#librarian superheroes
(aka things i do as a library worker)
#adventures in librarianing
(aka things that happen to me as a library worker)
#this is my OMG SARAH tag
(aka i talk about sarah a lot.)
this kid is asking me about our storytimes and this other kid is just walking up behind him
and his eyes are just getting bigger and bigger and his voice more and more frantic and i shouldn’t be laughing as hard as i am but a;lskdjflkasjdf;asl;dkjf
putting new books in the system and i’ve typed the words “marvel adventures” so many times they aren’t even words anymore.
but hey, we’re about to actually have marvel books on the shelves in the children’s room again.
they have actually all been checked out since the avengers movie. we usually have about half of the children’s ones on hand at any given time, but nope. every. single. one. has been gone. and as soon as one gets checked in, it’s back out again to some other kid.
makes me really happy. :)
i’m 99% sure the majority of children’s books these days are written by a stoned person.
that said, when i’m going through catalogues of books to buy for the children’s room where i work, i primarily look for dinosaurs, girl pirates, and absofuckinglutely bizarre premises. so OBV we have this now. :D
i feel like i should add that five minutes after i made this post, a little girl checked the book out. :D
i’m 99% sure the majority of children’s books these days are written by a stoned person.
that said, when i’m going through catalogues of books to buy for the children’s room where i work, i primarily look for dinosaurs, girl pirates, and absofuckinglutely bizarre premises. so OBV we have this now. :D
girl just ran into the children’s room yelling, ‘I’M THE BLACK WIDOW AND I SAY YOU’RE NOT PLAYING RIGHT,’ at her brother.
asl;dkfjjkfl;asl;kdjf child you are perfect
BORED OUT OF MY MIND
making a list of all the things about patrons that annoy me
no
stop right there
get out
and don’t come into my library again okay
