March 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
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fourteenacross replied to your post: WAIT. Are you saying that Lemony Snicket and the awesome feminist guy from the Mountain Goats are THE SAME PERSON???
I think it’s possible she meant The Magnetic Fields? He and Stephin Merritt are friends and he’s performed with them, The 6ths, and (obvs) The Gothic Archies.
yeah, i was wondering if that might be it, too.
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ashocknotakiss asked: WAIT. Are you saying that Lemony Snicket and the awesome feminist guy from the Mountain Goats are THE SAME PERSON???
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i’m now kind of curious to see if there’s juggalo culture on tumblr
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this guy
is wearing jeans
that are bedazzeld
to say ‘ICP’ on the pockets
bedazzeld juggalo jeans
what
February 2012
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“I don’t want to ruin anything, but the few people [Steve Rogers knew] who may be...”
– Chris Evans
Ooops now I have all the feels.
(via fyeahlilbitoeverything)
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shoeboxpotter:
why
is
shoebox
not
a
film
or beautifully cinematographic and perfectly casted bbc series
yet
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iphysianthe:
blunttheking:
I can’t see the changes cause I’m on my iPod
Also hey tumblr your iPod app is kinda junk fix it plz
no it’s perfect, i particularly love how it crashes literally every time i come across an audio post
and how it slows down drastically after you scroll through the first five posts
fave
Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
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plenilune replied to your post: sherlock feels that will probably piss off everyone and their mom but whatever okay
no seriously the best best thing about stories in the public domain is that we can interpret and re-tell them from INFINITE ANGLES and shape and twist and examine them and THAT IS GOOD WHY SHOULD WE SETTLE FOR JUST ONE THING #see also: fic
YES THIS EXACTLY
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sherlock feels that will probably piss off...
HEY PEOPLE. LET’S STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BBC SHERLOCK AS IF IT’S THE END-ALL-BE-ALL OF SHERLOCK HOLMES EVER EVER EVER.
LIKE. YEAH. OKAY. IT’S GOOD. WHATEVER. I ENJOY IT.
BUT IT’S NOT THAT ORIGINAL.
MOFFAT DOESN’T OWN ANYTHING OR HOLD ANY TRUMPS ON IT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
HE WASN’T EVEN THE FIRST PERSON TO UPDATE THE STORY FOR MODERN TIMES (OH HELLO THERE HOUSE AND PSYCH AND OTHERS I’M...
youkais:
I ALWAYS GET SO MAD AT AUDIO POSTS LIKE
“YOU KNOW THIS SONG. YOU LOVE THIS SONG. YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THIS SONG.”
YOU DON’T KNOW ME AUDIO POST!!! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL.
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tennantdavids:
Sherlock would never be played by a woman, y’all. We just have too many emotions to be as cold and logical as the original.
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