December 2009
reason #98234 i love 'true blood'
Bill: Stop!
Jessica: Why?
Bill: Because we need to talk.
Jessica: Why?
Bill: There are things you must learn.
Jessica: Why?
Bill: Because you are no longer human.
Jessica: Why?
Bill: Because, as I've been trying to explain to you, you have been made vampire.
Jessica: Why?
Bill: Because you were unlucky. Because life and death are unfair. And because of me. You cannot go home. That part of your life is over.
Jessica: No more Mama and Daddy. No more little sister? No more belts. No more clarinets. No more homeschool. No more rules. Yeehaw! I'm a vampire! Woo!
Bill: No, no, no, no. There are rules. That's what I tried to teach you...
Jessica: Crap on your rules. Crap, crap, crap. I can say anything I want now. Shit, shit, shit. Damn, hell, fuck! Fuck, that's a bad one. Fuck, fuck, fuck. What's another cussword so I can say it? I'm a damn vampire!
“Mr. Dursley stood rooted to the spot. He had been hugged by a complete...”
– Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by J.K. Rowling, chapter 1.
